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Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are


like we have the vacuums


we have the dirty stuff



we have the fixers


we have the ceptioners


and we have my favorite 


like these are the greatest things in the world

fmissoula asked
Hi darling! How are you? I am Erica. I am a game manager and tester. Our team is currently testing our latest online game and would like to ask you to try it out. Your opinion will mean a lot. Be one of them first to play it! Would really appreciate your help. It will take only few moments of your time. Give it a try on MY PAGE. Let me know how it was, we can chat after. Erica:)* xoxo

Fuck you Erica! You don’t know me, you don’t know my life! xoxo my ASS! How DARE you come to MY blog, in MY Interspace, to mess with MY feelings!

You can take MY opinion and.. and…

Actually no. No no no, I’m sorry Erica. I didn’t mean that. You know you mean a lot to me. Of course I’ll test your latest online game. I want to be one of them first to play it! I have so many few moments to give you, just please send me a link to YOUR PAGE!

Yours truly



Ok I got a few asks about this so here’s a complete height chart!  (also I forgot Callie and Caliborn but theyre both 1,63m/5’4”)

also these are a bit big so i strongly recommend the fullsize: kids betas alphas

EDIT: I forgot Porrim’s tattoos the fist time oh god kill me

Gnnnnnnnngh <3


You know how we call the crocodiles on Dave’s planet nakodiles, but why can’t all the consorts be nicknamed after the sounds they make, that’d be so cute.








Fun fact about American health care: if I ever need an organ transplant, I’ll somehow have to hide my autism, depression, and anxiety from the doctors, or else I’ll be disqualified under ideas about quality of life. It’s really great to know how valued…