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what is legends viewer

Once your world’s been created in Dwarf Fortress you can export an xml of ltierally EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED before you start playing. Legends Viewer is a tool that lets you sort through it more easily, and makes for some pretty interesting reading.

coughmanic:

This half an hour of JK Simmons talking into a microphone is high art.

Here are the dwarves leading this expedition by the way. I gave the miners some unimportant side-professions that don’t require much time so that digging won’t be impaired by the urgent need to create doors or tables.

Uploading some screencaps from my new embarkment, no commentaries this time. Do take some time to study the graph of the most common death in this world (still not sure if it’s who’s died the most or who’s killed the most. In either case, the presence of bobcats and grizzlies unsettle me)

My civilization of origin is The Swift Seal, brave dwarves who have fought many wars with the terrible and ruthless elves of The Tight Sister (I HONESTLY DID NOT MAKE THAT NAME UP ITS RANDOMLY GENERATED), including a war that lasted for a whooping 123 years!!

Luckily there seems to be an unstable peace that’s lasted for the last… 250 years or so? But never trust an elf, NEVER!

Unfortunately there weren’t any hilarious chipmunk gods this time around, but I’m thinking the patron deity of this fortress of mine, Bowelportals (ich!) will be The Sienna Deeps, god of earth, caverns and mountains.

BRB generating a new world in Dwarf Fortress

There really needs to be a better way to make good screencaps of this game.

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."

9-miles-high:

Memories can be photographed, drawn or written, but they always remain part of us.

;v;

9-miles-high:

Memories can be photographed, drawn or written, but they always remain part of us.

;v;

figsnstripes:

chrc:

figsnstripes:

You know how we call the crocodiles on Dave’s planet nakodiles, but why can’t all the consorts be nicknamed after the sounds they make, that’d be so cute.

glubmanders

thipguanas

turtle

Fretles.

That sounds delicious.

My next suggestion would have been sweatles but I dunno… Either way I still love this idea of yours

yoccu:

yoccu:

sunshine and rainbows

self-reblog bc i miss……homestuck……..

yoccu:

yoccu:

sunshine and rainbows

self-reblog bc i miss……homestuck……..